my 25 things

hey barfie nation.  so i know a lot of you don’t know me, so i decided to post my “25 things about me” from facebook.  enjoy bitches.

1. i love to dance.

2. my favorite show of all time is “taxicab confessions.”

3. i’ve watched “the wiz” over 70 times.

4. ive been to italy, spain, and israel, but ive never been to me.

5. sometimes i stalk people.  like seriously.

6. my role models are rosa parks, marie antoinette, and freud.

7. i love saying “yes”

8. i can see your passion.

9. i have 38 scarfs.

10. i like hotel erotica (not like a perv.)  i just think its a good show.

11. candles are like my g.

12. i voted for palin, but im totally down with barrack and roll.

13. i hope paula abdul eats shit and dies.

14. i love exploration.

15. when penelope cruz finally won the oscar i totally freaked.

16. i have 3 haley scarnato t-shirts from her idol tour.

17. im soooo a night person.  daytime is only good for naps.

18. people love my curves.  its the first thing they notice about me.

19. my two albums “tenderness” and “unpredictable” can be found on myspace.com/barfiebear, or in any place that sells cds.

20. people are obsessed with me.

21. i wanna dance with jack bauer.

22. i either sleep in full pajamas or naked.

23. i cant keep secrets.  dont even tell me.

24. ive never gone to sleep in las vegas; only passed out.  i cant stop dancing.

25. “if you’re looking for trouble, you’ve come to the right place.”- elvis

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whats up barfie bitches!!!

i am a barfie bear.  what is a barfie bear you ask?

well…perhaps you may understand one day.

there are many of us out there.  some of us are ashamed of our barfie beardum, so we repress it. this is a tragedy. others of us have been barfie bears all along, we just didn’t know what a barfie bear was.  my mission is to make every barfie aware and proud of their own barfie beardum.  its a good thing!

in this blog i will educate the world, who often misunderstand, about all things barfie bear.  the line can get cloudy sometimes tho, so we will also be addressing gremlins, fairies, wizards, dominos, okedokes, and dragons (you will understand.)

for now… play your music, put on your scarfs, feel your curves, and just dance.

i love you bitch.

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